When the world goes to sh*t, wear Columbia.
Columbia Sportswear:
Don’t Panic Room
Zuckerberg, Bezos and Sam Altman are all buying bunkers. But what good is being a billionaire when the world goes to sh*t and money's worth less than toilet paper?
Columbia makes the best gear for the worst-case scenarios. So we thought, why should the tech bros have all the fun? We're giving the public a chance to get their hands on a fully functional, 40ft doomsday bunker.
All you have to do is prove you've got the skills to survive the apocalypse, and we'll deliver the whole thing straight to your door.
Just hope you've got a big driveway. And understanding neighbours.
Move over Tech Bros. It’s time someone useful got a bunker.
Yes, it's a real bunker. Fully equipped for when everything goes spectacularly wrong.
Emergency Warmth.
Now in a can.
The apocalypse doesn't care about your net worth.